10 Measures WWE Can Take To Improve AWFUL Ratings
1. The Public Roast Of Vince McMahon
If you've not worked it out by now, this is a facetious list, because all of your fantasy booking ideas, while not uniformly worthless, are all utterly pointless. WWE doesn't change unless Vince changes, and since Vince isn't going to change, WWE isn't going to change.
But Vince used to humiliate himself for the cause, and he often defaults to what used to work. So, in a bid to grab a rating, inspired by Conrad Thompson, WWE could present the Public Roast of Vince McMahon - a chance for the unhappy roster and fanbase alike to glean just a little bit of catharsis from all of this.
Triple H steps up, and delivers a 20-minute roast in which he gently knocks his father-in-law for NXT's higher critical value. Vince looks bemused. He does not know what this "NXT" is.
Bruce Prichard cackles and rubs his hands as he approaches the podium.
"You're doing an excellent job, sir, and all of your ideas are great."
Apollo Crews is next up. "You're meant to put smiles on peoples' faces, not mine, you mad old f*ck!"
"Have Shelton Benjamin killed," Vince says in a lowered voice.