4. Big Show - Indecent Exposure
When you're 7'4", oftentimes billed at 500 pounds, and called "The World's Largest Athlete," the idea that you'd expose yourself to a woman just feels like Paul Wight attempting to mirror the epic historical legacy of his similarly grandiose precursor Andre the Giant. However, dissimilar to Andre Roussimoff, the then "Giant" was arrested for suspicion of this act in 1998. In a case dropped for insufficient evidence, it's not so much embarrassing that he was arrested, as much as we don't have MORE of these stories. Insofar as once being billed as Andre the Giant's son by World Championship Wrestling, there's something missing from The Big Show as being the type of character for whom these types of ridiculous tales were an everyday occurrence that feels missing from The Big Show being as much of a superstar whose mythology precedes him.