10 Most Hideous Wrestling Attires EXPLAINED
3. Rey Mysterio Dresses Like A Giant Penis
That title is pretty self-explanatory, to be honest.
On the night of March 12, 2019, the always creatively dressed Rey Mysterio chose to unleash his latest masked, singlet, and tights attire on SmackDown.
This was around the time 'Rey-Rey' was putting on some thrilling bouts against folks like Andrade on the blue show, donning some of his most colourful and magnificent outfits to date, too.
The green and white look he went for during the pair's 2-out-of-3 Falls match a few months earlier was majestic, for example. When it came time to tag with R-Truth against Andrade and Samoa Joe later down the road, though, Rey appeared to wake up one morning and decide that he wanted to dress like a 5ft 6" penis.
And if that was his baffling intention, then he absolutely nailed it.
Unsurprisingly, in the wake of the costume not exactly setting the world on fire, Mysterio hasn't been in a rush to return to his skin-coloured version of this usually irresistible gear. The explanation, simply, is that Rey thought it was a good idea and it wasn't. He looked like a d*ck figuratively and literally.
Even the greats get it wrong every now and then. Which segues to...