10 Most Insane Things That Ever Happened At WWE's Gorilla Position
7. Brock Lesnar Makes Vince McMahon His Bitch
Vince McMahon is an aloof, frightening presence, even in the frail shell that currently just about guides him from place to place.
He is control of everybody's career, all of whom are sh*t-scared of approaching him. He's an irritable, chaotic man prone to temper tantrums and mad whims. He has the power - and more often than not, the willingness - to actively bury or even inadvertently embarrass his independent contractors. If the man is hungry, and hasn't had his din-dins, you might be made to dry hump walls as your gimmick if you catch him on a blood sugar crash. He's best left well alone. Every member of that roster, no matter how tenured or relatively well-respected, is but one worm-infested brainwave away from being eliminated from the Royal Rumble match by Madcap Moss and the suspenders that make Vince pop for three weeks.
With one, purple exception: Brock Lesnar.
Lesnar is the real alpha male; where his locker room peers dream all year of avoiding the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal and working Seth Rollins for 11 minutes at WrestleMania, Brock will treat the main event with disdain, if the sh*tty booking f*cks his star aura - as it did in 2018.
After the rejected Universal Title match with Roman Reigns, Lesnar threw the Universal Title right in Vince's face.
It was an incredible scene - and it somehow became even more fascinating when...