10 Most Ridiculous WWE WrestleMania Entrances
2. Randy Orton: WrestleMania 33
In which karma replaced Kevin Dunn at the helm of WWE’s production truck—on, sadly, a temporary basis.
This could only have gone down in the manner in which it did. The programme was so over-the-top, and the resulting match such an atrociously superficial sh*tshow, that an invitation to farce was extended to the wrestling Gods—and the wrestling Gods RSVP’d with a superb rib.
Having incinerated the dormant spirit of Bray Wyatt’s sister, Orton, who joined the Wyatt Family under the prescient idea that its leader would capture the WWE Championship, nevertheless did not see his entrance coming: as he slithered down the ramp, he followed what was meant to be a long snake. You know, because he’s the Viper. The Gods had an alternative; instead of a snake, Orton followed a gigantic sperm-shaped thing with an oversized head. You know, the kind he mashes into the hands of trainee Creative Writers.
We have Googled pictures of viper snakes for the purposes of research, and can confirm that, while its head is slightly bigger than its body, it’s head isn’t that big.
Having spent the money on important things, like projections of bugs and maggots, Orton’s entrance was quite literally tossed off.