10 Most Shocking WWE Reveals

7. That's Gotta Be Kane's Sister-In-Law's Stalker!

Sasha Banks Undertaker As Kane
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Another Kane, another Page, this time of the Diamond Dallas variety, who both voluntarily took a hefty pay cut and talked himself out of an extended holiday so he could be beaten and ultimately humiliated by The Undertaker's wife.

Quite why WWE thought it was a good idea to introduce bona fide babyface star DDP as Sara Undertaker's stalker can be summed up by one word: spite. By casting one of defeated rivals WCW's most popular products as a creepy voyeur, rather than, say, an effective and potentially profitable wrestler, the tacit message was being sent that the failed Atlanta organisation had always been a joke. A joke which beat WWE in the ratings for 84 weeks in a row.

As positively painful as Positively Page's burial was, his big reveal as the mystery sex pest was nevertheless dripping with pathos. It was soon after tearing off his woolly balaclava that he admitted he was spying on 'Taker's wife as a way to capture the Phenom's attention. Job done, he got a hell of a beating for his troubles.

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