Like a roar in human form, Scott Steiner was and is one of the most bizarrely incomprehensible promo guys in the business. A rambling, incoherent ragemonster, stumbling over words and phrases like a drunk man running downhill, Steiner is constantly unintentionally hilarious, memorable for all the wrong reasons. His promos are massively over for a lot of people, but not because they get the angle over purely because people like to laugh at the scary, shouty man as he frantically suplexes the English language. It's not that he's not bright he certainly is and hes often even really funny, deliberately so. It's that his yelled, mangled, delivery causes his tongue to mug nearly every sentence that tries to leave his mouth: as though fury chokes the words in his throat, making them come out in odd and nonsensical shapes. Given Steiners propensity for bad behaviour and for allegedly stalking and assaulting people that he thinks have messed with him, its probably a good idea for us not to go into too much more detail about how his promos sound like the Hulk having a little kiddie tantrum. The following compilation video more than makes our point for us, though. Now we just need someone to set it to some dubstep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqT0quOMMBU
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