Mosh isnt exactly a great name, but he took a huge step down when The Headbangers gimmick ended and he became Beaver Cleavage. Poor Charles Warrington, the man just couldnt catch a name break. While fans look back fondly on The Attitude Era, there was quite a few awful gimmicks throughout that time period. There was the human love slave Meat, the pimp The Godfather, and perhaps worst of all, a man who was based off of a perverse alternate universe Leave it to Beaver starring Beaver Cleavage. When your name is Beaver Cleavage, its doubtful that youre going to intimidate any of your opponents. A beaver just isnt that threatening of an animal. How about Tiger? Tiger Cleavage? Though that would defeat the purpose of the joke. But having a first and last name based off of female body parts wasnt ever going to work. Well, it probably helped even less that Beaver dressed up as a young child. To top all of that off, Beaver was involved with a incestuous relationship with his mother. Fortunately, for fans everywhere, the gimmick, and the name were not long for this world. Beaver soon turned into Chaz, which sounds like fellow WWE alumni Tazz and Jazz. Still, Chaz is light-years better than Beaver Cleavage.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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