10 Most WTF Promos In Wrestling

3. Adventure Time With Magnificent Muraco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5EDLsv3wB8 There aren€™t many people who can garble a promo quite as well as Don Muraco. The man€™s not a bad talker either: we€™ve all seen people who can€™t string together a sentence try to bring it on the mic and quietly splutter and die right there in the middle of the ring. Muraco€™s not one of those people €“ he€™s got the gift of the gab to a degree, as well as timing and decent phrasing. It€™s just that so many of his promos are utter gibberish. Here, €˜The Magnificent€™ Muraco cuts a promo that makes no sense whatsoever. From start to finish, despite using real English words, all in the right order, Muraco speaks nonsense so fluently that you€™d think he hailed from the Land Of Ooo, not Hawaii. What€™s so odd is that he clearly had an idea of what to say and how to structure it before he went on camera€ it just gets away from him in the first few seconds, as though the promo had a nervous breakdown between his brain and his mouth. Apparently it€™s all numbers €“ time and numbers and space. Go home, you €˜Magnificent€™ muppet. You€™re drunk.
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