8. Pizza Delivery Guy
Isn't it an unwritten rule that everyone from Chicago must love pizza? Being from the windy city, it makes sense that pizza has played some sort of role in CM Punk's life, so working in that environment is a natural progression for the deep pan superstar. In 2011, a Chicago pizza shop called Ian's (good name) released a Punk themed pizza called the G.T.S, named after the star's finishing move, which included smoked turkey leg, sliced potatoes, Swiss cheese, and French fried onions on a creme fraiche base. The pizza became such a hit that Punk swung by to sample it himself, and since then a variety of other Punk influenced pizzas have popped up around the area, including the Anaconda Vice, developed to compliment his vegan lifestyle at the time. Surely Ian's Pizza restaurant would love to hire Punk as a delivery man and could even throw in a free G.T.S. pizza every night to sweeten the deal. And imagine how much the sales would go through the roof if you knew CM Punk would be delivering it to you himself, who says no to this deal? Punk already has pizza delivery experience. During a 2012 showing of Punk's DVD 'The Best in the World' at the Portage Theatre in Chicago (where else?) Punk treated the hundreds of fans in line to pizza from a local restaurant called Dimo's, so he knows what he's doing. Plus, Punk is known for liking his marathons, so he could even run his delivery route. Great idea, right?