7. Animal Control
Let's be fair, wrestling the likes of Mark Henry and the Big Show is kind of like wrestling a large animal, so it's easy to think Punk would fit right into that role as his next career choice. In fact, his animal wrangling days go back even further than his WWE days. In his teen years, when working at a local gas station, Punk rescued numerous customers who were being terrorised by a large turkey running around the forecourt. Armed with just a broom and a trashcan, Punk managed to corral the rowdy bird and save the day, so imagine how good he'd be at that job with some actual training and equipment? He'd obviously be ... The Best in The World. And don't worry, the animals are safe with Punk. He's a self professed animal lover and once even beat up his brother after he kicked his dog, so they're in the right hands. Just ask the turkey.