The recent misadventures of Bobby Lashley and Lana on WWE television won't soon be forgotten, and not just because wrestling fans have long memories that often serve to punish enjoyment of a product controlled by a billionaire that can't even remember what he had for lunch (steak wrap, with ketchup).
A series of wild angles seemingly crafted to garner huge views on YouTube rather than huge stars on the main roster saw the pair get into all sorts of bother which, much like a bad smell, will linger far longer than the relationship itself.
Lana and Lashley could well be split by the next time next year, and though the 'Ravishing Russian' will surely remain a key part of WWE storylines away from the 'All Mighty' few will be able to separate her from him regardless how how or where she progresses next.
It's not fair on either of them, really, but at least they can argue that it was unforgettable when people remind them at signings and photo sessions. This love story - if we're generously calling it that - will leave a scar. These stolen moments barely registered a bruise...
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Michael can be found in articles or on podcasts extolling the virtues of New Generation WWF, New Japan Pro Wrestling or the new WWE angle they definitely definitely won’t ruin this time.