4. Moppy Q. McMopperson
If you had to choose between Terri Runnels and a mop, what would you go for? In the case of Perry Saturn, it was Moppy, a gimmick he was saddled with in what many believe was a punishment for an incident in which he attacked a jobber. Saturn started acting oddly and spouting gibberish after a number of matches which resulted in him receiving blows to the head, and it was this concussion which resulted in him falling in love with Moppy. As insulting as it may have been to Saturn, this was a surprisingly enjoyable storyline with at least a handful of very funny moments. It all came to an end when a vengeful Terri (a woman scorned and all that) hooked up with Raven and ended up feeding Moppy into a woodchipper. Saturn would get his revenge at Unforgiven, but an injured ACL took him out for long enough that the WWE decided not to bring him - or Moppy - back.