1. The American Males
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7awnRAdbPk Take every song that you previously read, mix them all together into one song and play it as loud as possible. It would still be a more satisfying sound than the theme song to the tag team of Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs aka The American Males. Straight from the bowels of Hell (alright, its from WCW, but close enough,) this theme song is so bad that it will make you question whether being a wrestling fan is even worth it. Your may even find yourself losing grasp of your sanity before the song finishes. Sure, you might think the beat sounds catchy at first, but once the American Males lyrics kick in, youll soon plunge into a dark abyss that few can ever hope to escape from. You may scoff now and say that its not so bad, but give it time to fester. After hearing the song long enough, and after letting it seep into your soul, youll soon begin to realize the horrors of The American Males and why, should you ever be unfortunate enough to come across the song, you should grab the nearest sharp objects and stick them straight into your ear drums. Youll be glad you did.
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