4. Bastion Booger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8LvCn5jKI You know who would have made a great partner for T.L. Hopper? Bastion Booger. Not only would the two of them be the most disgusting tag team in all of professional wrestling, but their theme songs combined would match the sound of a guy going through a burrito night aftermath. Bastion Boogers theme entrance was nothing more than Booger saying Im the Booger Man followed by nonstop phlegm snorting. Thats it. You probably think that Im exaggerating, that there must be more to his theme song than just hocking loogies. Well youre right; theres also a single piano note being hammered down over and over and over again. Not much better, is it? Bastion Booger was one of the more vile competitors in WWE, and this theme song, if you can even call it that, is certainly a reminder of just how disgusting WWE can get with their gimmicks.
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