10 Precise Moments Wrestlers Should Have Retired
6. Shawn Michaels - WWE WrestleMania XXVI
Shawn Michaels, the cheeky bastard, was very keen on making the distinction of his comeback clear. The very first person to say "Don't call it a comeback!" in earnest, he wanted you to not expect a classic. He wasn't performing any new material, you see. He was just playing the greatest hits. That's bullsh*t.
Whoever played their greatest hit with Kane?
Crown Jewel 2018 was an hilarious disaster in which Kane lost his wig and had about as much luck covering for it as the Saudi Arabian kingdom. Triple H tore his pectoral muscle. The Undertaker was so gassed that he nearly lost a dying breath versus hair match when - brilliantly - he couldn't get it out of his eyes. Just use your hands mate.
Michaels meanwhile entered a relatively respectable performance, but the disasters endured by his fellow professionals still couldn't shine his own stint. This was Michaels brazenly lowering himself for more small animal-exploding machine gun money, and he knew it.
He should have left the memories of WrestleMania XXVI - in which he was the defiant, cocky, seminal Showstopper to the end - alone.