10 Problems Only WWE Fans Will Understand
4. Everyone Else Is Also Taking Crazy Pills
For every person that agrees with you, there's another that doesn’t, with an equally well thought out opinion on WWE’s product. After all, the revenue from the three-hour RAW is now a part of WWE’s DNA; the shareholders would burst into flames if they dropped the format just because it sags in the middle.
CM Punk and Daniel Bryan were overrated from the start. Punk’s a quitter with delusions of grandeur. Main event WrestleMania? Why, when he’s never moved the needle as the main event of RAW? UFC fighter? Girl, please. And Bryan proved he was a real life B+ player when he conspicuously failed to stay healthy enough to enjoy that WWE Championship run his dumbass Yes! Movement insisted upon. More than that, he just doesn’t have the x-factor that makes a real star.
Roman Reigns? Hey, as long as people are tuning in to see him kick ass or get his ass kicked, he’s doing his job. He’s had more great matches in the last two years than almost anyone else on the roster, and there’s only so many times you can insist he was carried by a better opponent before you sound like you’re trying to convince yourself. And the man sells merchandise like a fiend… not bad, for a performer no one likes. Same goes for Cena - if it ain’t broke, why try and fix it?
You have your opinion, and they have theirs and - surprise! - they’re equally baffled at how you can think the way you do.