10 Quick Fixes For WWE In 2019

9. Hurry The F*CK Up And Do SOMETHING With Bayley And Sasha Banks

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Every time we see Bayley and Sasha Banks on RAW, acting out a terrible soap opera they haven't been told was cancelled months ago, it gets more pathetic by the week.

They share a sort of symbiotic, pitiful relationship with one another; it's as if they're too scared to enter arenas without holding one another's hand. In addition to appearing on a bad soap opera, and a bad wrestling show, they've also taken to appearing on a bad talk show. Everything connected with Bayley and Sasha Banks is bad. WWE must enact one of its rotten clichés, and create separation between the two performers. The opposite of counselling - i.e. something good and coherent within the context of pro wrestling - a wrestling match might just do the trick here!

WWE has foreshadowed some sort of Women's Tag Team Title win for the duo at some point next year - but, by that point, even fewer people will care. Beyond the Evolution pay-per-view, fans reacted most to that time Bayley, a pro wrestler, kicked the sh*t out of fellow pro wrestler Sasha Banks.

When appraising WWE, it sometimes feels like teaching Ricky Steamboat how to talk again. Yes, that's it...wrestlers...often wrestle...put them in a match for...yes...say the words, you can do it...

"R-r-r-right...now!"

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