10 Radical Ideas To Save Zack Ryder

3. Give Him A Hero's Entrance

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It’s around this point that Ryder’s entrance begins to get more and more elaborate: hero poses, a light show, that kind of thing.

It’s not a dramatic special effects extravaganza, however. Ryder knows by now he can’t expect anything grand from the WWE: he and Emma bring on their own spotlights before his music hits, carting them onstage in a little wheelbarrow and packing them all up again after they leave, and the pyro noises come from a WWE mic being held up to an MP3 player on full volume.

Despite this, both Emma and Ryder take the whole thing very, very seriously.

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