10 Radical WWE Ideas To Save The Wyatt Family

2. We Need A Sister Abigail

They've teased it on occasion, but it needs to take place: we need to have this 'sister Abigail' introduced. Given the number of ultra-talented pro wrestlers being groomed in NXT, it makes sense for one of them to be taken on in the Wyatt family. In an ideal world, a convincingly over Sister Abigail could reignite the Family, be the catalyst for half of the changes I€™m suggesting in this article. As far as long term booking plans go, in years to come she could also wrest control of the Family away from Bray, turning him babyface. The two could feud and team over and over, like Triple H and Shawn Michaels - or, more precisely, like Undertaker and Kane. Because that€™s the brilliant thing about it: Wyatt€™s never talked about Sister Abigail like she€™s his equal, or like she€™s less than him. This is his mentor, his mother figure. In their relationship, if he€™s the Undertaker, she€™s the Higher Power. My vote would, now and forever, go to Alexa Bliss. She€™s been playing a kind of 'glitzy evil fairy cheerleader' character on NXT, and it€™s only the matter of a fresh angle and a change of tack for €˜Alexa Bliss€™ to be revealed as the skin that €˜Sister Abigail€™ was wearing to hide until her moment came to debut. The real life Alexis Kaufman is NXT€™s secret weapon. She can definitely wrestle, but more importantly her character skills are incredible, and her heel facial expressions are already the best in the business. And she€™s tiny: a shade over five foot tall, and looks like a deranged pixie. Imagine that standing front and centre with Braun Strowman, Erick Rowan and Luke Harper, their demon princess giving the orders and ordering men and women broken into pieces with a gleeful grimace on her face. It€™s too perfect. The other option would to make €˜Sister Abigail€™ someone we already know on the main roster. In the Attitude Era, it would have been Stephanie McMahon. but that's too €˜Vince Russo€™ these days, and I€™m not convinced that a swerve is necessary.
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