8. He Shoot Buys A Ticket
Hell. It's Monday night. I'm presuming that Punk's not much for watching
Dancing With The Stars, and his wife's on
Raw (so he could just be going to be a supportive spouse. His friends could all be going, too. Also, he certainly has the money to do buy a ticket, and we know that Raw will likely not sell out. Just imagine how social media would blow up with selfies if someone realized that the "skinny fat" guy in a hoodie behind them was CM Punk taking in Raw in the cheap seats. At some point too, there'd be some really cool moment where AJ would point into the rafters for seemingly no reason before hitting the Shining Wizard, etc. Punk just buying a ticket and being a fan, while seemingly far-fetched, if done in a certain way, isn't too far out of the realm of possibilities.