10 Reasons The Undertaker Will Retire At WrestleMania 32
8. He Can't Do This Again
As much as we believe that The Undertaker has supernatural powers, Mark Calaway certainly doesn't. Months before Wrestlemania, The Undertaker looked like a really cool older dude. Did he look like "The Deadman?" No, but expecting him to do so is actually incredibly unfair. At some point, all of our heroes should be allowed to just be normal human beings. Nothing and nobody lasts forever, so retirement is actually a great way to preserve The Undertaker forever as more legacy than man.
Besides having been an independent professional wrestling manager for a decade, Marcus Dowling is a Washington, DC-based writer who has contributed to a plethora of online and print magazines and newspapers writing about music and popular culture over the past 15 years.