10 Reasons TNA's The Final Deletion Was A Shakespearean Level Masterpiece
9. Bah Gawd That Lawn Had A Family!
It's well-documented that BROTHER NERO is an artist with eccentric tastes, and evidence of this can be seen in the artwork he adorns himself with as well as his various sculptures and paintings. Yet another unique way the Charismatic Enigma has chosen to express himself is by mowing innovative design patterns into his lawn. Quite aesthetically pleasing from a landscaping perspective.
While BROTHER NERO was on a hellbent mission to eradicate of all Matt's drones, taking off on his dirtbike to chase them off of his property, his brother was about to commit the gravest act of wrestling betrayal since Hulk Hogan dropped the leg on Macho Man and gave birth to the nWo.
With no one on hand to prevent the treachery, Matt boarded a riding mower and started coasting across BROTHER NERO's lawn. In. A. Straight. Line. All that hard work - the conceptualising of the vision, the constant stopping and starting, moving around to get a proper vantage point to make sure the design was just right, all while braving the sweltering North Carolina heat - was now destroyed.
All that remained was a perfectly normal manicured lawn. Damnit, Matt. You two were supposed to be brothers. There's some lines that just shouldn't be crossed.
The sh*t was officially on.