10 Shortest Matches In WWE WrestleMania History

Wrestling fans of a certain age are forever longing for the good old days, but there's no way WWE would ever serve up something as forgettable as this at WrestleMania today.

Earthquake versus Adam Bomb at the 1994 edition of the event wasn't just a squash match, but a squash match whose abrupt ending - it clocked in at a little over half a minute - wasn't even in the least bit exciting.

We basically just watched Earthquake throw his opponent around the ring for 35 seconds and then roll him up for a halfhearted, butt-in-face cover, eliciting a decidedly muted reaction from the Madison Square Garden crowd (who, with the first-ever Ladder Match to look forward to, were understandably disinterested).

Neither competitor really profited from the bout in any meaningful way either, the former signing for WCW later on in the year, and the latter spending the remainder of his time on the company's books in the role of a hapless jobber.