10 Stiffest Wrestlers Ever

4. Hardcore Holly

Back in the late 2000€™s, this writer was lucky enough to meet and spend a little time chatting to Bob €˜Hardcore€™ Holly. In fact, by virtue of pure, dumb luck, we ended up running into each other several times over the course of one day. In person, Bob was nothing like you could reasonably expect him to be. In fact, he was kind, polite, patient and considerate, which is strange when you contrast that with his uncompromising ring presence and reputation for being one of the stiffest workers of all time. During an autograph signing, Holly sat smiling as a large Indian family clamoured for autographs and photos with him. The kids sat in his lap and the parents shook his hand vigorously. Holly posed for a photo with each one of their children (they had about 6), smiling and chatting amiably the entire time. He couldn€™t have been nicer. Later, during an indie show held that same evening, this writer got chatting to one of Bob€™s opponents for the night, an affable young British wrestler/manager, who had done really well as a heat magnet in front of such a small, family crowd. €œIs Bob really as stiff as I€™ve heard he is?€ I asked, already knowing the answer by the pained expression on the guy€™s face. €œWhat do you think?€ he said, lifting his blood-splattered shirt to reveal a scythe-like, hand shaped gash across his chest, complete with stringy, haggard flesh hanging from of both sides. €œI wrestled him every night last week€ he explained, €œIt was just scabbing over, but then he busted me open again€. €œDoes that hurt as much as it looks like it does?€ I asked, politely trying not to wince. €œOh, it hurts much worse than that€ he said, smiling. €œThe worst part though, is that I just started a new job two days ago at a bank €“ none of my colleagues know I do this with my evenings and weekends. They€™re going to know now though, aren€™t they?€ The fresh, dark blood, now seeping through his shirt like stained blotting paper, simply served to highlight his dilemma. For my part, I made up my mind, then and there, that the next time I met Bob Holly, I would be polite and either wave to him or shake his hand warmly, as I had done several times that day, but never, ever, would I p!ss the guy off...
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