10 Things I Hate About Brock Lesnar

6. He Clocks In and Out Like He€™s Working In A Call Centre

From all reports, Lesnar€™s still on a flat fee salary structure, meaning that unlike his peers in WWE his earnings aren€™t tied to how well the company does. That€™s because he€™s not interested in how well they do. He just wants the payout to be consistent and to go home. Pro wrestling is a business that attracts tough, motivated, passionate individuals - unless, of course, you€™re Brock Lesnar and you get handed a top spot on a silver platter from the moment you graduate college. Because that€™s what happened. Lesnar grew up working his ass off from dawn till dusk on a dairy farm. He€™s seen what it€™s like to really work for something, and doesn€™t want anything to do with it. He was gifted a full scholarship to college when he proved to be a fearsomely natural talent as a wrestler, and won a whole bunch of stuff. When he graduated, he was offered a developmental contract with WWE without actually pursuing it, because of that amateur reputation. Lesnar was given $250,000 per year, plus other concessions like the hiring of college roommate Shelton Benjamin, just to train! When he debuted on the WWE main roster, he was given a top spot and went over the biggest stars in the industry in a matter of weeks. When he couldn€™t handle the travel and the hard graft, he quit. It turned out that playing football on a pro level took hard work, not just size and speed: he didn€™t make the cut and lost interest, heading off to wrestle in Japan. When he joined UFC, he did so with virtually no MMA experience, and got a UFC Heavyweight Title shot almost immediately, despite losing his first fight for them. Lesnar has no friends backstage at RAW, and no interest in making any. He doesn€™t work the crowd, and he doesn€™t try to become better at what he does. He€™s been told that he€™s a monster, so he sells when he feels like it, for the most part. He€™s a pretty good promo - his performances on his own in 2002 and 2003 bear that out - but he€™s got Paul Heyman, so he doesn€™t even need to learn any lines. He has no passion for wrestling and no interest in the business: he punches a clock and leaves. It€™s pretty hard to admire a man like that.
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