10 Things I Hate About Triple H

9. The Cheesy WrestleMania Entrances

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“Everybody take cover! She's going to blow!”

The Terminator entrance at WrestleMania 31 was bad. The Conan ‘king of kings’ entrance back in 2006 was worse. This year’s post-apocalyptic Mad Max style gimmick was actually hilarious, with Stephanie doing some kind of weird megalomaniacal cartoon dictator’s speech while dressed as a dominatrix from a cheap eighties euro-porn movie.

Isn’t Triple H supposed to be playing this Horrible Boss who moonlights as an unreconstructed butt-kicker? If so, then why does he get a WrestleMania entrance like that, soaking up long, loooong minutes on a card that’s so stuffed that title matches are being placed on the pre-show?

It’s to stroke his own ego, of course. These huge, narcissistic entrances present him and his WrestleMania matches as being a defining point on every big show: as if, every year, people are debating for months in advance who Triple H will be facing at WrestleMania.

As much as he and Vince McMahon would like to pretend otherwise, no one apart from them thinks that Triple H is a WrestleMania main event in and of himself.

He’s just not on that rarefied level.

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