10 Things Undertaker Must Do After He Retires

1. Shoot Interview

As enticing as a revelatory book, Hall of Fame speech and Network special are, nothing could possibly be better than seeing The Undertaker give a long, non-WWE shoot interview. Shoot interviews can do big business and it's hard to see how any shoot interview, save from one by Vince McMahon himself, would do better business than an Undertaker one. There are a couple of drawbacks, of course. In order to do it justice, an Undertaker shoot would have to be about five hours long. Eric Bischoff's 2014 RF Video shoot interview ran about four hours long and, as pivotal as Bischoff is, The Undertaker would need to get thirty years' worth of content into a limited window. Would Undertaker want to do a shoot interview? He's spent decades building up his character and keeping private, so it's hard to see him jumping at the chance. Plus, he will want to maintain a working relationship with WWE (he's a WWE lifer) and a shoot could potentially damage that. Undertaker is loyal to Vince and the company. He's not likely to expose or bury anyone. An Undertaker shoot interview, conducted by one of the bigger shoot companies, seems like a pipe dream. But even dead men only live once, and it could be 'Taker's best opportunity to get his story on film uncut.
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