10 Things Undertaker Must Do After He Retires

10. Write A Book

Who wouldn't read a book written by The Undertaker? So long as it wasn't in-character and totally kayfabed, it would be a must-read. Many former WWE stars have released biogs in the past, to varying degrees of success. The Undertaker would have no problem securing a book deal, that much is for sure. If 'Taker were to do a book, it is hoped that it would be a tell-all, pull-no-punches account of his life and career in WWE. The Undertaker is a man who has been around forever. He has worked with everyone and seen countless legends come and go in his time. He could comment on everyone that has worked for the company over the last twenty five years, if he wanted to. But would he want to? The Undertaker has (until very recently) done his utmost to uphold kayfabe and retain the mystique of his character. By putting his life's story in print, it would seriously damage that. But it's a story that could and, really, should be told. Every wrestling fan would read it.
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