10 Things We Can Expect Under President Rock In 2020

7. Economic Policy

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The world is in a bit of a tight spot economically, and four years of a Trump presidency doesn't exactly fill one with optimism. Trump got to where he is through a mixture of inheritance, backstabbing, and pandering, so whilst it is still too early to truly guess, the chances are Trump will look out for Trump.

Not so The Rock. A well-noted man of the people, The Rock would be just the guy to enter the White House and take a no-nonsense approach to fixing the economy. He would acknowledge the man-made aspect of it all, and instead of curing an alcoholic by throwing whiskey at them he would amend for the people.

In short, The Rock would do all he could to make sure the economy didn't hit Rock Bottom. Ahem.

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