10 Things We Learned From WWE 24: WrestleMania Orlando

4. ... And 'Didn't Know' John Cena Was Going To Propose

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That self-inflicted blow to the head might go some way to explaining why Nikki Bella was literally the only person in the entire known universe, including comatose hikers buried under an avalanche of rocks, who didn't know about John Cena's impending proposal. The match was solely devised to facilitate the pop from popping the question, so either she's incredibly naive or incredibly pessimistic.

I'd say the former, since she also suggested that only Vince McMahon had any idea Cena was carrying a ring to the ring (stuffed down his jorts). Did she think he was just pleased to see her?

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