10 Things WWE Doesn't Want You To Know About NJPW
4. It's Far, Far Cooler
WWE isn't cool. The company inspires heated subjective debate on a daily basis, but that's about as objective as opinions go.
This is a company in which bland babyface prospects pelt singing heels with vegetables as if they're in a school cafeteria. This is a company in which the Ace doesn't make it rain from the ceiling; he wears baggy garish clothing, despite slimline jeans being in fashion since the turn of the millennium. This is a company in which the evil foreigner trope remains in vogue, despite Futurama satirising it in the year 2000. This is a company in which soiled underpants are used as a prop for a visual gag.
In New Japan Pro Wrestling, Junior Heavyweight sociopath Hiromu Takahashi uses a toy cat, Darryl, as an irreverent visual gag - and it works because his role as a psycho is believable enough to elevate the bit into black comedy heights. Tetsuya Naito, the most popular star in all of puroresu, has grasped the ironic detachment of the millennial generation, and used that attitude to create an aloof character that gives zero f*cks. He doesn't care what you think about him; that is the very essence of cool. The Bullet Club stable offers the most iconic merchandise in the wrestling landscape right now, and offers an ironic update on the 'cool heel' stables of the 1990s - fully grasping the tweaked nostalgia pandemic sweeping through the wider world.
Even Hiroshi Tanahashi, whose air guitar crowd appeal borders on stepdad territory, wears the most awesome hairstyle in wrestling.