10 Things WWE Fans Have To Look Forward To In 2018
9. More Gloss
WWE is systemically unable and unwilling to produce gripping, coherent long-term content.
The best we can hope for in the short-term is WWE applying lipstick to a pig. Even if Extreme Rules materialises with yet more rematches, as is rumoured, at least we'll see the roster wound one another with actual weapons, instead of suffering the wounds opened by a murderous creative regime.
If Shinsuke Nakamura defeats AJ Styles at Money In The Bank, the dreaded automatic rematch clause will rear its head at Extreme Rules, most likely. Even if "Shin" fails yet again, WWE will probably shoehorn another opportunity his way. In any event, the theme of the pay-per-view should guarantee an actual lawless clash, as opposed to the lawless clash promised at Backlash that ended with a contravention of the rules that weren't in place (!).
If Daniel Bryan is subjected to the 50/50 treatment - in a programme with Big Cass! - we'll at least see the Yes! Man drive more than a knee into his untalented face. The inevitable stipulation should yield a more gruesome dose of catharsis than that delivered at Backlash where, in literally record time, Bryan's submission victory was erased. WWE still does two things very well, even in this rotten period: multi-man matches and weapon wars.
Kendo sticks excepted, obviously.