10 Things WWE Suddenly Wanted You To Care About (After Programming You To Hate Them)
3. Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan: an old, incontinent, dementia-riddled bastard in 1996, but a timeless legend in 2002.
Did he age backwards? Or is Vince McMahon full of sh*t?
Hogan was crucified in those infamous Billionaire Ted skits. For a modern analogy, were Hogan to sign with AEW in 2019, WWE would Photoshop his head in a Klan hood and broadcast it on the Titantron. Hogan was a guy who no longer had to worry about passing a piss test for steroids, and yet his steroid-fuelled body still couldn't pull off a move as "extremely impressive" as the Razor's Edge. This bit them on the ass a few months later, at which point Scott Hall suddenly aged by a decade and a half.
This farcical, rotten PR drive didn't inform the marketing of Hogan's babyface run six years later, but it was immaculate, all the same: Hogan was reimagined as a living fixture on wrestling's Mount Rushmore, an actual legend we were privileged to see on his last ride.
It was an expert strike of the iron, but it wasn't necessary: the nostalgic euphoria that swept through the SkyDome confirmed that the skits never did work: Hogan wasn't just the right gay-guy, at the right time.