10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Jim Ross
4. Dr. Hiney
At its absolute worst, professional wrestling delivers dreck like Mae Young birthing a hand, Kaientai choppy-choppying Val Venis' pee-pee, and Big Boss Man feeding Al Snow the cooked remains of his own chihuahua: some of the worst scripted material to ever make it to television, regardless of genre. So vast is WWE's library of bulls*** that moments like 'Dr. Hiney' have been lost to time, but if you were to re-watch the 24 October 2005 episode of Monday Night Raw, you'd bear witness to this horrendous nonsense.
JR required time off for colon surgery, and was 'fired' by Linda McMahon to facilitate this. For some reason, the company then decided that they needed to dramatise the operation itself, with Vince himself dressing up as the titular 'Dr. Hiney,' flanked by a scantily clad assistant named 'Nurse Slobberknockers.'
Vince and his "crack" team (his words, not ours) took a plunger to a rubber representation of Ross' backside, pulling out a bottle of BBQ sauce, an owl, and a football, among other things. It concluded with a canned clip of JR' bellowing "my God, look at the carnage here!", and remains among the worst segments WWE have ever produced.