10 Things You Didn't Know About WWE In 1996
5. The Real Explanation For The Ultimate Warrior 'Mania Squash
As established in the previous entry - and indeed the linear way in which time unfolds - the Ultimate Warrior did not squash Hunter Hearst Helmsley at WrestleMania XII as a result of an etiquette breach committed two months later.
So why did that match go a paltry 01:36?
Hunter wasn't over, not remotely, and while the WWF by 'Mania XII hadn't pushed him with the same conviction they had in the months that followed his debut, he was hardly a jabron. He wasn't on the way out, or destined to do nothing. Plans were afoot. They wanted him to be somebody, and in 1996, when the collapse of the territory system was really being felt, the WWF was hardly overflowing with options.
And yet, at WrestleMania XII, he hit the Warrior with the Pedigree and Warrior no-sold it. Warrior didn't even kick out at one; he just popped right back up, hit Hunter with his signatures, and went home.
The match was originally imagined to be a more competitive back-and-forth, but that didn't work for the Warrior, brother: per the April 22 Wrestling Observer Newsletter, he "vehemently refused to do anything that would help Helmsley".
This is A) a bit funny and B) a fascinating snapshot of the political situation at the time. As corrosive and influential as the Kliq were, Vince was always, always, going to favour an absolute muscle freak over the lot of them.
Vince tried to re-sign him in December 1997, too, when everybody knew how hot Austin was getting. The year prior, nobody could tell Vince that Warrior wasn't the man either.