10 Things You Only Learn Attending AEW LIVE
5. Hopefully You Won't Need A Piss
This one is obvious enough watching through TV, but you can pause the TV. You can pay little attention to the TV, if there's a match you don't care much about, and check your phone, make a cup of coffee, flick through the channels. When you are there, watching everything, it really becomes clear just how little downtime there is between the matches, promos and angles.
It is a relentless experience. This is both feature and bug. The energy, even if it isn't as charged as it used to be, is relentless. You do not get bored during a Dynamite taping. The two hours race by like Fénix running on the top rope. It's over in, yes, a flash of light.
But nothing registers as much as it could if AEW just slightly dialled it back. In the wins and losses promotion, the results don't linger. Little is celebrated or mourned. The wrestlers sprint to the back revealing, in the process, that this is a show. It can feel a bit more fake and without meaning than it should when time cues are more important than the effect a storyline development has on a character.
If you need a piss, word to the wise: make your apologises to the people on the row next to you as soon as a match finishes, because if you don't shake it off in time, you will miss something.