10 Things You Only Learn Attending WWE WrestleMania Live
7. When Precisely People Go To The Bathroom
Before the show, obviously, and here's a disgusting anecdote for you:
I was in the queue for a portable toilet visit before the show. On a WrestleMania Weekend wherein so much money is thrown around, one punter offered to pay $20 just to cut in line.
"It depends," the man in the front of the queue said. "Do you gotta take a piss, or a sh*t?"
"Ah bro, I just gotta take a piss," he said, before taking a five minute piss.
It didn't matter; those portables were already three-day music festival horrific. The facilities inside the MetLife stadium were slightly less offensive, and most took the decision to use them as the...sigh...Women's Tag Team Championship match began.
Your writer was among that number, he's sorry to report, thus living down to the worst stereotype of male wrestling fans by only making the finish. If it makes any female readers out there less unamused, I later learned that my article 'Why WWE's Women Aren't Drawing', an indictment of those fans, was posted to 4Chan's wrestling board. My WhatCulture bio picture was also posted under the title 'Soyboy.png'.
In my defence, I wouldn't have went had, say, Asuka appeared in place of Nia Jax, but the exodus was telling. True women's wrestling is very much on the meritocratic rise, but more people were willing to sit through Triple H laying down for five minutes than 10 minutes of actual action.