10 Unbelievable Lookalikes That Will Ruin Wrestling For You

9. Triple H Is Sean Bean

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*SPOILER ALERT*

Sean Bean's character died in the following films and TV shows: Don't Say A Word, The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, Equilibrium, GoldenEye, The Island, Game Of Thrones, Outlaw, Airborne, Red Riding, Essex Boys, Ca$h, Patriot Games, Black Death, Henry VIII, Clarissa, Caravaggio, War Requiem, The Field, Lorna Doone, Scarlett, and The Hitcher.

Onscreen and or off, his doppelgänger Triple H buried or at least attempted to bury the following characters: Sheamus, Kane, Wade Barrett, Zack Ryder, Sting, Rob Van Dam, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton, Scott Steiner, Chris Jericho, Paul London and Brian Kendrick, Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch, the Spirit Squad, Booker T, Goldberg, and, just for laughs, the entire full-time f*cking roster ahead of WrestleMania XXVII, at which he challenged the Undertaker because "nobody else in the back" was worthy of the honour.

Perennial corpse Sean and serial killer Paul weren't Like Glue, but rather rubber: Bean knew that if he did the job, he had the skill and star power to land more roles. Triple H meanwhile really likes it when people think he's a hard man.

Triple H has done the honours at WrestleMania enough times, but in invariably wrestling the longest match on the card, he frames himself as the final boss, every time.

What a worker.

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