10 Upcoming Triple H Moves That Will Shock WWE Fans
3. Dropping Dexter Again
This thing with The Miz can't end well, and that's just for starters.
At last count, Dexter Lumis has terrorised 'The A-Lister' from afar, strangled him into unconsciousness and abducted him and let him go (twice), and can now add home invasion to his rap sheet. When Corey Graves is the voice of reason and rationale, you've absolutely wrecked a babyface.
Lumis is a lot more fun than Gallus, but remains a bizarre Triple H obsession on a scale that seems to defy belief and logic. It as though, like Joe Coffey at al, we're all just supposed to keep waiting for the bit to make sense and pop off. As if Triple H has found a video he considers to be the funniest in the history of the internet, but you've got to wait for his knackered old Packard Bell to load up and then when it does you have to mumble that you've already seen it and it wasn't that good to begin with.
Only it's not you, but network executives, and instead of a pop they want return on their investment of billions of dollars. Lumis has a charm, but barring one of the bigger miracles of the year (and in this one, think of the ground that covers), he's never going to be for real whatever it is Hunter sees in his head.