10 Ways To Make WWE WrestleMania 36 NOT Totally Weird
1. Seriously, Do Not Do It
If you're a WWE Creative Writer, you are licking your lips, strategically missing the bit with Vince's encrusted sh*t on them, at this development. Not the actual development, obviously - they are hacks, they aren't evil - but because this represents a free hit.
As an institution, WWE is creatively bankrupt. Every last post-WrestleMania season is an unwatchable and ice-cold mess of baffling pushes, tepid rematches, deeply ill-advised stipulation matches, and a sheer void of star power and buzz, once the part-timers have hibernated once more.
If WWE doesn't do WrestleMania now, it can always do WrestleMania in the mid-summer months. Better yet, they can do another Royal Rumble, another Elimination Chamber. They can do these things and WWE fans would want them to do these things. It's not as if there's a huge, ornate plan to uphold, one that might suffer, were plans to change. Plans always change. The only thing Vince McMahon knows about December is that's when Miracle on 34th Street Fights happen.
This represents a crisitunity for WWE to do what WWE does best - promote re-runs - only this time, we are positively begging for chin locks, just so long as we can hear the yawns.