10 Ways WWE Has Warped The Minds Of Fans
2. Certain Matches Aren't "Spot-Fests" And If They Are, So What
There's this totally bizarre fascination certain professional wrestling fans have with being bored.
It's sort of insane; because some old white men told them so, they can't give in to exhilaration. They must, as is ordained, support the outstretched hands of the chin lock-ravaged babyfaces with metronomic hand claps.
Virtually every time, the tedious "wah-wah spot-fest" bastard will have absolutely zero clue of articulating the story of a match they would not describe as a "spot-fest". Also very often, a babyface on the big sell isn't telling any mythical "story" beyond "the person in charge of all this thinks you're too thick to download an app without being reminded how to do it for literally a f*cking year almost, and is telling the babyface to milk it otherwise you won't understand he's in pain".
The Young Bucks have proven, brilliantly, that they can tell better stories than virtually anybody outside of WWE through the medium of a banger.
Even if it's not the Bucks: a match with a lung-bursting pace and nuts cool move quota is a total joy to finally embrace, as long as it's in moderation. Not every wrestler is Hiroshi Tanahashi, so why make the ones who can't work that pace bore you to tears?
Why listen to these blowhards?
They're not gonna shag you, mate. They might have someone else in mind though.