10 Weirdest Moments In Stone Cold Steve Austin's WWE Career

5. The Supermarket Brawl

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Post-Invasion, Steve Austin endeavoured to re-ignite his old badass fire by engaging in a good old-fashioned backstage skirmish. Admittedly, there were more appropriate locations for this kind of altercation than a supermarket. At the same time, nobody's arguing that the eight minute brawl wasn't entertaining.

In between punches, Austin belittled Booker T, not just by attacking him, but by also smashing oranges against his head, spraying ketchup on his back, covering him with a bunch of other fresh produce, and eventually basting him with eggs and flour. He even put a nappy on his back. Yup.

Selling the damage and humiliation like a trooper, Booker's wails of despair intensify with each passing minute, culminating as he is carried via shopping trolley onto the checkout. His roll off the conveyor belt and onto the floor looks genuinely painful.

In case you're thinking of contesting the weirdness of this clip, watch again and listen out for phrases such as "There you go little baby. You wanna burp?" and "You want some ketchup with that ass-whooping?" Austin also sings That's Amore down a chorizo. Case closed.

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