5. A Truckload Of Sewage!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKJSU_0qemQ After Eddie and Chavo Guerrero poisoned The Big Shows burrito and gave him a (literally) gigantic case of the sh!ts, Eddie decided to take things a step further by hosing Show down with sewage, bringing the big guy down in a (literal) shower of sh!t. According to Eddie, about half of the thousand gallons of caca belonged to Show, (after the previous weeks burrito spiking incident) so he apparently decided to return them. That was nice of him. To some degree, this event was a scatological sequel to two previous WWE incidents, one involving Stone Cold Steve Austin and a truckload of beer and another concerning Kurt Angle and a truck full of milk. So, in theory, an angle involving John Cena being pelted with literally millions of fruity pebbles cant be too far away, surely... In any instance, for sheer strangeness, The Guererro/Show caca incident takes the (ahem) biscuit. In this case, the crowds chants of Holy Sh!t! Holy Sh!t! Holy Sh!t! were wholly appropriate.
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