10 Worst Ever WWE Survivor Series Team Captains
3. Alicia Fox (2017)
Though she's not yet taken her team into battle, Alicia Fox is already a woeful choice of team captain based on roster status alone.
As damning an indictment on the failings of the Raw Women's Division as Bayley's boos or Sasha's title surrenders, Fox basically only warrants a place on the team if she's made captain. Underneath Bayley, Banks, Asuka, Emma and Mickie James, she's sixth choice for the fab five as it is, meaning that Monday's creative crew have been forced to legitimise her with the role rather than dish it out with the dignity it deserves. It's the same challenge the SmackDown Live! writers room have faced during the entirety of Jinder Mahal's WWE Title run.
Furthermore, if fans are to assume that there was actually a competitive element to the storyline, why on earth would Fox even be included in contention to begin with? Her quest to get her own t-shirt was successful, unlike literally every other match she's been involved in on Raw since May this year.
Temptations to suggest that we're all crazy and she's the sane one are strong, but misplaced. It's her. And definitely her. We're only mental for trying to keep up.