10 Worst T-Shirts In WWE History

4. Val Venis - I Am Cocked...

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During WWE's Attitude Era, the company made many new fans in the form of teenage and preteen boys. In a stunning fact, though, those teenage and preteen boys weren't scripting the product - WWE's TV was written by grown men who were trying to entertain an emotionally stunted middle-aged millionaire.

In that quest, Val Venis was created. An adult film star who also worked as a wrestler, Venis was a throwback to the days of WWE's mid-'90s moonlighters, but with an edgy twist. To be fair, Venis was truly over as a midcarder. To also be fair, his "I am cocked..." shirt was terrible and nobody bought it.

There's little wonder as to why. The front read "I am cocked..." while the back said "locked, and ready to unload." The innuendo is crystal clear, of course, as subtlety has never been an important part of pro wrestling. If that wasn't enough, though, the suggestive font (just wondering - are there any other types of "suggestive fonts" besides this one?) slams one over the head repeatedly.

 
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Scott Fried is a Slammy Award-winning* writer living and working in New York City. He has been following/writing about professional wrestling for many years and is a graduate of Lance Storm's Storm Wrestling Academy. Follow him on Twitter at https://twitter.com/scottfried. *Best Crowd of the Year, 2013