10 Worst Things That Can Happen When You Lose A Wrestling Match
8. You Could Have To Kiss Butt Instead Of Kicking It
Over the years, there have been three specific kiss my ass matches on WWF/WWE pay-per-view television (not including heel boss Vince McMahons random babyface punishment version, which took the form of an angle designed to get his character over as a heel boss, not as the result of a match stipulation). Summerslam 97 didnt just see a dog food stipulation match. Because of the historical significance of the match, people tend to forget that the Stone Cold Steve Austin/Owen Hart grudge match had the stipulation that Austin would have to kiss Harts rear end if he lost. As everyone knows, Austin won, and his lips remained butt-free: but this was the infamous match with the botched piledriver that broke his neck and shortened his career. Hed probably have preferred to pucker up. Two years later, The Rock faced off against Billy Gunn during his ill-fated singles push as the heel Mr. Ass. Somehow the ass-kissing stipulation had been added to their grudge match as well theres a whole world of crap booking involved in that somehow, and believe us, were doing you a favour by not going into any further detail. Ass brought a larger lady to the ring as his valet, with the implication that her own behind would be involved in the action. True to form, hed attempt to shove the Great Ones face into her great one, only for the once and future Dwayne Johnson to counter and attempt to create his very own human centipede, as the crowd realised that this was ten minutes of their lives that theyd never get back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIZv-qnhc2E More recently, Sheamus and Dolph Ziggler added the stipulation into their match at Extreme Rules 2015. Why? See the above somehow you really dont want to know. Ziggler would win the match, and both he and the referee insisted on the stipulation being honoured, to Sheamus obvious revulsion. In a move that blind men fast asleep in another country could have seen coming, Sheamus stalled, stalled and stalled again and finally punched Ziggler in the happy sacks, hit him with the Brogue Kick, and then rubbed his own posterior around the Show-Offs face, thereby negating his win. There would be no comeback for the beleaguered babyface, either: he was booked to lose to Sheamus at every turn until Randy Orton became available for the Celtic Warrior to feud with.
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