10 Worst Tough Guy Names in Wrestling
2. Skull Von Krush
"Big Vito" is generic enough to keep you off this list, but "Skull von Krush"? Not so much.
Mr. von Krush worked the indies early on -- stopping off in WWE jobberville for a bit, having lost a few letters as "Von Krus" -- before making a name for himself in ECW, joining Da Baldies, and becoming Vito "The Skull" LoGrasso. Maybe having the names of two members of DOA hurt his tough-guy street cred.
This is like playing Dungeons & Dragons with a kid who tries way too hard to be evil. Put a bunch of words from metal songs into a fishbowl, draw two, and put "von" between them, and you'll likely end up with a better wrestler name than this. Villain von Death? Murder von Pyro? Both better than Skull von Krush.
This is a Chilly McFreeze level of "what were you thinking?"