10 Worst Workers In WWE History

4. The Boogeyman

Marty €˜Boogeyman€™ Wright was, at one point, literally only famous because he€™d lied about his age to enter the fourth season of Tough Enough in October 2004. He was forty, not thirty as he€™d told them he was. Given that the age limit for the competition was supposed to be thirty-five, he was cut from the programme. Given Wright€™s size and look, he was given the opportunity to try out off camera in WWE€™s developmental promotion, Ohio Valley Wrestling, and the Boogeyman gimmick was slowly brought in. As time went on, it became clear that Wright couldn€™t work. Not in the slightest. The character, however, was actually getting over. The Boogeyman was that rarest of creatures, the monster babyface: he€™d appear to €˜get you€™ when you€™d done something wrong. He€™d only ever have five-minute matches or so, not enough to properly expose his complete inability to wrestle, but still managed to injure himself twice in the process €“ despite the majority of his act featuring him messing around with some worms, hitting himself in the face with an oversized alarm clock, and violently twerking in amongst some dry ice. Unlike poor Sid Eudy, barely anyone could tell that Wright couldn€™t work because his character was heavily protected. Still, it wasn€™t enough to save his career. His lack of ability, combined with his propensity for injury and his advancing age, would see him released several times before WWE finally gave up on The Boogeyman.
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