10 Wrestlers Who Could End Up In Donald Trump's White House Cabinet

by Andrew Smith

1. Co-Secretaries Of Defence – Hulk Hogan & Rocky Balboa

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If you ask me Trump and Putin are just a little too pally. If I know wrestling there is a turn coming somewhere down the line.

I think it will happen sooner rather than later. Donald in the HBK role, Putin as Jannetty, Trump pretends everything’s fine before smashing the Russian President’s head through a barbershop window. The President elect then scarpers before Vlad can retaliate with a judo throw.

This will lead to a war to settle the score. Rather than sweet chin music the pair will be using nuclear weapons. And rather than scrapping over the IC title the pair will be locked in a battle for survival.

It’s fair to say the President will need a trump card to protect his nation and that’s where the Hulkster and the Stallion come in.

Balboa will play peace broker, looking to bring an end to hostilities by punching Russians very hard, the tactic which worked so well in Rocky IV.

Meanwhile the Immortal One will remain at home to bodyslam any commie foolish enough to mess with the US before dropping the leg, brother.

Anybody who’s ever seen Rocky III knows this pair have incredible chemistry so American citizens are sure to be safe from any onslaughts.

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